[He doesn't look impressed] ... What the hell is goin' on ( Read more... )

[Emmett is in his dressing gown, he looks as though he's just woken up.] Hi guys, jus' wonderin' if anyone wants to give me a hand today - I thought I'd make some decorations an' stuff ready for next time anyone throws a party for someone's birthday or whatever. It'll give us somethin' to do an' stop it bein' such a rush next time we wanna get ( Read more... )

Hi everyone!

Firstly, to everyone new I'd like to say welcome! My name is Emmett, if you ever need anythin' I'm happy to help. I don't bite... unless you want me to!

(he winks) Also, anyway who's been here a while might remember the GLBT meetin' I held before? Well I'm holdin' another one this afternoon, so anyone is welcome to come along. It's ( Read more... )

A warning to you all.

Do not have sex with Reno, he's a heartless sexual predator who'll try and get in your pants then treat you like shit.

Reno is a big dick head with no dick - don't go near him.

(He's propped up against a tree, he looks very pale and shaky and there's a sheen of sweat on his forehead. Yes it's taken him this long to ask for help after a few breaks inflicted by the doctors, he decided to let everyone else go first because... he's an idiot like that.) ... erm... can I have a healer or a medic or something come see me please ( Read more... )

(he's hunched up under a tree somewhere, hugging his knees, crying)

...oh God... not again

... please ... I can't do this anymore...

(Emmett is grinning smugly as he appears on the feed, says what he has to say, then switches it off quickly)

Apparently I should warn people before 'fornicatin'' - so here's the warnin'.

Reno an' me are now gonna have hot, nasty sex in suite 13.

- bye!

(Mr. ex-pornstar here has no problems with the experiment this week, and that's plain enough by his grin.

Oh, and he was a very successful pornstar for a reason... he has a huge... talent) Doesn't look like it'll be anythin' too horrible this week - we've had lots worse ( Read more... )

This is disgustin' ....

It's jus'....

(his face is screwed up like he's trying to stop himself from squealing)

... urgh...

Is there anythin' we can do besides cuttin' 'em out?

(three lumps are moving up and down his bare arm and he's watching them in horrified fascination)

Ew, ew, ew... yuck...

(he hits his arm against the wall, ( Read more... )

(the feed comes on to show a confused, worried looking teenager, about sixteen, with a black eye and a split lip.

If you squint those who know him might recognise Emmett. When he speaks he sounds quite shy and nervous.)

...what's happenin'?

What's goin' on? Where am I?